Mercer Block Quote Of The Week

Pretty damn good week for quotes this week..there were a few good ones that were really in the running, but Professor Dan Vooky tops them all..so, we were all sitting around talking and shit at Mike's house for Judah's 21st birthday, when 3 African American kids that Judah and Mike used to play basketball with walk in the front door..Dan taps Judah on the shoulder and says...

"Yo Judah, your brothers are here..." -Dan Vukcevich

(keep in mind that literally none of Judah's brothers live anywhere close to here), so Judah looks at him and says "what the fuck are you talking about?" Dan then realized that he had just mistaken these three random kids for Judah's brothers and told them they were here in front of the whole party...idiot.

I also have Mercer Block Story Of The Week this week..god, if someone would have taped this, it would be a youtube sensation..but anyways the story goes like this..the other night, Ophelia had a party at her house..everyone got shitfaced, as usual..on the car ride home from there, while in Brandon Farms, Kenny NEEDS to take a piss, so Dan pulls over the car for him..apparently before this, everyone in the car was being an a-hole to Dan, so he then pulled over and said "everyone shut the fuck up..anyone who wants to say shit can fucking walk home."..so of course in Ken's state of mind, walking home sounded like the best option at the time, so he got out of the car..Dan started to drive away and accidentally ran over his foot in the process..Kenny got so pissed that he screamed, punched/shattered Dan's car window, and ran off into the distance of the night..the glass cut Rob, Mike, Didun, and of course Ken's hand..now, as if that wasnt enough, Didun on the short ride back to his house barfed all over the back seat of Dan's car...the luck never runs out.

Also, as Cooper D already said, you gotta go see Inception..its fucking insane..you will be thinking about that shit for hours after you get out of the theaters..or as Brost nicely put it.."i havent been this confused about life since i hit puberty."