I'm deeply sorry that i have not posted in FOREVER..i am currently at the beach and have very very limited internet access, so bare with me for about another week if you could..this week's quote is a first time quote getter..about 7 or 8 guys were sitting in Tommy's basement watching Hot Tub Time Machine (FUCKING HILARIOUS btw) and being blessed by the herb's essence, as Nas would so nicely put it..and i heard a loud buzzing noise to my left, so i look over and i see a house fly caught inside of a spider web, working as hard as he could to get out..so i tap Ben and tell him to look at it, and he blankly stares for close to 15 seconds, and the first thing that he says is...
"Great fucking web." -Ben Chapin
...so of course i lost it..and all of the other guys huddled around to see what the commotion was..so there we are, 8 guys, watching these two spiders attack a poor house fly as if they were gladiators fighting against one another..we were cheering, applauding, booing, everything you can think of..and finally Pat says, "if i were that fly, i would probably want to be saved."..so we took a vote, and all of us (with the exception of Birk) voted that the fly should live..so Tommy got his pocket knife, killed the two spiders and cut the fly out of the web..the fly hit the ground and took a few steps as we all watched in CRAZY anticipation..after about 5 seconds of walking the fly takes off into the air..Tom's basement ERUPTED! High-fives, hugs and celebration like we just won a championship....
Man, the things that amuse us..just another night on The Block though.
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