I Am Not A Human Being

Here is the next single off of Wayne's I Am Not A Human Being mixtape, which drops on September 27th (his 28th birthday)..shit sounds fire..the full version of this song is not out yet, but here is a little preview video..FREE WEEZ.

Entourage Ep. 9: Porn Scenes From An Italian Restaurant

Pretty good stuff this week..love the Distant Relatives play out.

1 Year

Well guys, i'm very proud to say that this day one year ago, this blog was born..the first post was not much, but it certainly told the truth..i like to think that i got a little better at doing it as the year went along, but who knows..through the span of 441 posts, i've managed to rack up over 13,400 views..thank you guys for all the support, i wouldnt be doing it without you...LOVE.

Fuck The Shuttle

So, there are these little shuttle buses that you can take from my dorms to the main campus part of the college..and yesterday i was trying to take one back to my dorm, and it literally took me an hour to catch one of these fuckers because every time i would walk away for two seconds one would show up and leave and the CRAZIEST shit kept happening to me to stop me from catching these God damn buses..anyways, it just reminded me of the Spongebob episode where he keeps missing the bus after he makes a trip to Glove World!..sorry, this bootleg ass video is the best one i could find of it!

Jordan Rides The Bus

Here is the ESPN 30 For 30 on MJ and his minor league baseball career and the effect that his father's death had on him..enjoy.

Happy G.O.O.D. Friday!

G.O.O.D. Friday delivers once again..Ye says he's got a 5 song album coming with Hov too, so look out for that shit, because he seems to be on FIRE these days.

Monster- Kanye West feat. Jay-Z, Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj, Bon Iver

C4=Nov. 4?

Well shit, this would be awesome....if it actually happens..also, i'm trying to blow all my YMCA money that i made this summer on this "Welcome Home" concert....if that actually happens too..ya dig?

Hello Neumann.

Finally all moved in here at Neumann..pretty good stuff so far..i'm most pissed that i'm gonna have to download all of my songs off campus, which is gonna suck wang, but oh well.

Everything Is Possible.

I might have posted this already, or maybe not...or maybe Tommy did..i cant remember, but if you havent seen this, you should watch..its pretty cool.

Presto

Well, apparently only me and kids who are under the age of 8 think this is funny, because at camp the other day they put this on and 45 first and second graders....and myself (literally no other counselor was even smiling) were loosing their shit..i believe it was Pixar's little short movie before WALL-E..enjoy.

Where Amazing Happens.

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Tosh.0 Videos Daniel Tosh Web Redemption

I have never really watched the show Tosh.0, but i hear some good things..its similar to Web Junk 20, which was my SHIT, because Patrice O'Neal is fucking hilarious..but anyways, here is a funny parody of the NBA's "Where Amazing Happens." campaign.

Who's On First?

I'm sure a lot of you have obviously seen this before, but i actually watched this for the first time the other day..its pretty funny stuff.

Back To School.

Leaving for school tomorrow..wish me luck....i'm gonna need it.

Mercer Block Quote Of The Week

Well guys and gals, i finally leave for college on friday, making this sunday the final Mercer Block Quote Of The Week until next summer (maybe x-mas break if you're lucky)..its the very sad end of an era for me..this has been my favorite part of the blog to write each week, and most weeks have produced some really funny shit..i figured that instead of doing a quote this week, i would just make a top 10 list of my favorite quotes..i will miss Mercer Block to the fullest..i'd like to thank all my friends for saying hilarious stuff on the reg, you guys keep this shit alive.

(keep in mind, for some of these its the story that is the funny part, so just click on the quote and the story will pop up..also, i had to leave a lot of really funny ones out, but you can read them all here if you have some time.)

10. "too classy to flush it.." -Ryan Brost

9. "GOD DAMMIT PEOPLE, DOESNT ANYONE KNOW WHO FUCKING WILL SMITH IS?!?" -Ryan Brost

8. "aw man Birk, well if I were home, I would put bengay in my mouth and give you a BJ to make it feel better...cuz thats what bachelors do." -Tom Rush

7. "hey Clements, last time you were eating peanut butter crackers around me, SHIT HIT THE FAN."- Patrick Rose

6. "This brings me back to the root of this issue, Dan...PISS IN A FUCKING TOILET." -Pat Rose

5. "you are a loose girl Jana, you just never knew it." -Dr. William Gomez

4. "You rape me on a daily basis, Danny." -Mary Ellen Vooky

3. "Pat, i know that you wanna show up to the game late with your designer self, but i'm actually trying to watch the fuckin football game." -Vic Rose

2. "Great fucking web." -Ben Chapin

1. "I would hug it out, but this beer pour is way more important...you know that dan." -Patrick Rose

Entourage Ep. 8: Sniff Sniff Gang Bang

Vince is a true dickhead these days.

Dag Nabbit!

Bill Dance tries to make a fishing video, and HILARIOUS shit keeps happening to him..shouts to JBlatt.

Plant A Monocle

So, Dave Delooper has started up this website that he asked me to pitch for him..its pretty funny stuff, and i'm sure he could explain it better than i can, so here is his idea:

OUR MISSION:
Plant a monocle is an idea, a motto. It wants to ruin great pictures by having a man with a monocle in the background. You use your hand as the monocle and insert yourself into a picture that you do not belong. How you portray the monocle is up to you...whether it be sophisticated, mad, or flabbergasting, there is a monocle style for everyone. So do what is right and photo bomb a picture by posing a monocle, and send us your picture. Do the planter’s peanut man proud and show us what you got. Plant a Monocle.

www.plantamonocle.com.....check it out.

No One Man Should Have All That POWER.

Its good.....real good..'Ye KILLS the last verse...Swizzy on the new production.

DOWNLOAD- Power (Remix)- Kanye West feat. Jay-Z

Hard Knizzocks: Episode 2

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Here is the second episode of this season's Hard Knocks..i havent watched it yet..i'm sure its quality shit though.

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Miss Me A Little When I'm Gone

Ooooh shit, motherfucker, God damn.

Let The Black Burn

Well, here it is..Keyz' most anticipated mixtape to date is finally here..featured on hotnewhiphop.com and datpiff.com!

p.s. peep The Outro..good looks Keyz!

DOWNLOAD- Let The Black Burn- Keyz

Mercer Block Quote Of The Week

Sorry this is a couple days late..i know people are getting pissed at me about my lack of posting, but just bare with me..anyways, the other day Yu-Gi-Oh, Birk, Patches and myself roasted a bone and watched the ridiculously awesome green light thing that Birk bought for Birkfest..while we were doing this Birk brought up the fact that people kept asking him if they needed to bring anything to the fest, and Dan was like "yea dude, you should totally tell them to bring food..." and Birk responded to that with....

"FUCK NO, they should bring BEER..and when you get hungry, you drink BEER.....and when you get thirsty, you drink juice." -Matthew Birkhofer

p.s. Birk's GREAT definition (kinda) of the word BUNE....Bune- the word you can't define....but you know the definition to.

beautifully put...(sorry for those of you who have no idea what i'm talking about.)

Silent Giants

I dont know how this one worked out, but for some reason the Giants offensive lineman made a celebrity appearance on MTV's Silent Library show..this is just a little clip of it, please watch the whole thing right here..its hilarious..shouts to Michelle for this one.

Twistin' Stank & High Rise

Here are just a couple of videos from some young artists..on top is Curren$y tha Hot Spitta's Twistin' Stank..its his manipulation of Waka Flocka's Hard In Da Paint..on the bottom is some new shit from Big Sean, its called High Rise..shit is SUPER hard..enjoy bitches.

Entourage Ep. 7: Tequila And Coke

This week's episode of Entourage...in case you missed it.

J-E-T-S, Jets! Jets! Jets!

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Here is the first episode of the season for this year's Hard Knocks on HBO..great fucking show..the Jets are the team that they follow to camp this year..they are looking pretty dirty..Rex Ryan is the fucking man BTW..if you like football in the slightest, PLEASE watch this..you wont be disappointed.

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Mama's Boyfriend

So, it looks like the boy has still got it..last week Yeezy went to the Facebook headquarters and spit a few acapellas..this one is called Mama's Boyfriend, its some kinda deep shit..there are a few more that you can see here, if you'd like..good looks from Mikey on this one.

Apparently I'm Crazy

Keyz' single off his new mixtape Let The Black Burn, which drops August 18th..the song is called Apparently I'm Crazy, if you didnt pick up on that.

Ye Is Back, Ladies And Gentlemen.

Damn, this shit is just not fair..Yeezy, Beyonce, No I.D., Lex Luger all in the studio at once, come on now...this is the next single off his new untitled album, which drops on November 16th..the song is called See Me Now..pretty uplifting summer joint.

See Me Now- Kanye West feat. Beyonce, Uncle Charlie Wilson

p.s. Power (Remix) featuring Hova is coming out on friday..WATCH OUT.

Entourage Ep. 6: Hair

Crazy episode tonight..shit is starting to heat up.

Mercer Block Quote Of The Week

So, this week's quote might sound a little weird, so sorry for that in advance..but, all weekend we have been at the beach with my cousins and my grandparents..my grandmother is kinda known for being a little LOCO sometimes, and she has a hard time holding back her thoughts once in a while..so, Jana was wearing a more promiscuous shirt for Nanny's taste and this just came out...

"Jana put your titties away"..(we all stare, and laugh)..."what, titties isn't a bad word, is it?" -Margaret "Nanny" Radice

Day And Night

Here is Pixar's little short movie thing before Toy Story 3..best shit ever..in IMAX 3D after roasting a bune is a little bit better, but hey, i'll take what i can get..also, this one is a little shorter than the one they did in theaters, cuz they left some parts out, but you get the just of it.

Where Is The Love?

Saw the Black Eyed Peas in concert yesterday..great song.

Crack A Window, We Gon' Smoke This Endo

Another video off that Kush & OJ..he just keeps putting them out, but i'm not complaining.

Download: Never Been- Wiz Khalifa

Well Deserved.

Its that time of year again..football season is FINALLY here..tonight will mark the start of the 2010 NFL pre-season (which sucks), when the Bengals play the Cowgirls..but tonight's game will also be honoring two of the greatest players to ever step foot on the gridiron..Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith have both been inducted into the hall of fame..these two have accomplished a whole lot in their careers, so i just thought i would honor them by saying congrats, it is well deserved, and thank the lord that football is back, its been truly missed.

Also, if anyone wants to do fantasy football this year, i'm running a league, so just sign up here...just click join a league, join custom..then put in this info: the league ID is 165206, the league name is Hopewell Fantasy Football and the password is hopewell..$5 to join bitches.

More About Nothing

Here is Wale's new mixtape, More About Nothing..it is kind of a follow up to his 2008, Mixtape About Nothing, which is personally my favorite of his projects..hopefully this one lives up to the hype..if you cant tell from the titles/artwork it is based around his/my favorite TV show Seinfeld..download it below..DC chillin.

Download: More About Nothing- Wale

Free Weezy

Here is Weezy's first interview over the phone from Rikers Island..he is talking about working with 3 Stacks when he gets out, which would be fucking awesome..he also says that the food sucks in there, but what do you expect..only about 90 days to go! MOOLAH.

Mercer Block Quote Of The Week

Hello all..i'm very very sorry that i have been slacking super hard lately, but these little kids have really been kick my ass on a daily basis, and its just been a rough week on top of that..so this week's quote comes from a friday night, and me and Tommy decided to leave the depths of the Pad to take a trip to Best Buy (nuts trip btw)..but anyways, we walk outside after being glued to the couches for hours, doing God knows what and it was a beautiful night..the air was crisp, the stars were bright, the temperature was perfect, just good shit all around, so Tommy and myself were appreciating it and he came out with...

"Man, i am pretty fuckin' content with the way that the last 5 seconds went." -Tom Rush